Hydrogen Bomb of Instant AIDS

pd dying here causes all hell to break loose as everything burns in a crazed ball of flames and nuclear irradiation

scarlet woman is intended to be "if the demon dies, ANY sw become demon", but as written, it's "if the demon dies, ALL sw become demon". the homebrew rule that clarifies that is optional here because a lot of people said they found that interaction silly

boffin is mainly here to let legion gain the alchemist ability to gain a minion ability to be able to actually somewhat bluff a pd death world. you could probably use this to give legion-boffin other roles but i'd really like to ask that you don't <3

deus ex fiasco is mainly present because STs will probably have a hard time parsing through the many conflicting wizard wishes, as well as if you're insane enough to go hermit + pd and deal with two of these things running around. also the inevitable timeline where pd created pithags just start printing out plague doctors for no good reason

hermit is completely awful here i'm sorry

barista cacklejack apprentice are here because funny. if bone collector collects someone who had a pd-made ability when they died, they gain it back when collected

when running this you're totally welcome to throw in whatever townsfolk or minions or characters or extra rules or homebrews you think would be fun here. (if you make a variant off of this script pls credit me and tell me cuz i wanna see)